No probe into MG Rover collapse - The Serious Fraud Office says it does not intend to launch a criminal probe into the collapse of MG Rover. [Business News]

Nazi war criminal jailed for life - A 90-year-old former Nazi officer is jailed for life over the killing of 14 civilians in an Italian village during World War II. [Front Page News]

Protect the Human Week page on Facebook -
Mission: Getting people to throw some rocking Protect the Human parties to raise money for Amnesty and awareness of Human Rights...

UK assesses future food security - The government launches a debate on how the UK can ensure its food supply will remain secure in the future. [Front Page News]

Films attack mental health stigma - Two films are being launched in cinemas in England and online to challenge the misconception that all sufferers of schizophrenia are violent. [Front Page News]

Pesky kids probably behind Twitter crash, says expert -
Twitter, the boring interweb micronetblogging website used by bad actor Ashton Kutcher to publicly humiliate his wife and by normal people to talk about their breakfast, mysteriously vanished this afternoon (or so we're told).

Denmark: a tax haven? - Yes, according to reports in the Copenhagen Post:
The number of people using this country to funnel tax-free earnings to the US from the more obvious tax havens is growing, according to several leading accountants and consultants.

Who's in charge? Confusion over who is deputising for PM - No one minister is standing in for Gordon Brown this weekend, while the PM is on holiday, says Downing Street. [Front Page News]

Pakistani Taliban leader 'killed' - There are growing indications that Pakistan's most wanted man, Taliban leader Baitullah Mehsud, has been killed by a US missile. [Front Page News]

Workforce gloom - Jobless figures mar Obama's 200th day in the presidency [Business News]